blogging

So, i feel like since this is an english class assignment that a blog is a really awkward thing to write. This is because i feel like i should write al ice and proper but, its a blog and its hard to not write how i talk. Also, i think i just rant in all of my blogs is that what im supposed to do? i feel like foamy the squirrel.

Muy Importante!!! i saw that movie Paranormal Activity. not impressed or scared in the least bit. i cant believe people were scared by this. when people say, "i had to sleep with the lights on!" i just want to laugh in their faces. Lets get a few things strait; i acutally like crappy horror movies and i didnt like this one. AND i was super stoked about it.way over hyped. the blair witch project was better than this. while watching it i was litterally in the theater checking the clock to see how much longer it was gonna be. that is a sign of a boring movie. the whole first hour and a half was soooooo boring. the last fifteen minutes was the only semi-interesting part of the movie. i cant freakin believe people were genuinely terrified after seeing this.

aaaaannnnnd, a (stupid) friend of mine tried to convince me that it was real. and thats why there wasnt any credits at the end of the movie because they found the tape. yeah freakin right. thats freakin ridonkulus. people need to grow brains. i can grow one for you. in a petri dish. fa sho.

Halloween!!!

Happy halloween to all. this is the greatest holiday ever. It does not have some secret meaning or conspiracy behind it. well, besides the folks that dont make their costumes and the devils at the Hallmark card company. Really now, you can make your own extremely slutty costume. My costume costed me approximately ten dollars to make and it is just as slutty if not more and more origional than those cheap...not so cheap $30 costumes at the store.
furthermore, why would you send someone a card on halloween anyways? throw some candy at them, or make the card. that says hey, i care enough to make an embarrassingly crappy card with my own two hands.
Jack-o lanturns!!! tis a must do for halloween traditions. pumpkin carving is a form of art and should be treated as such; and like all art tis subjective. so, even if you fail at life, make a jack o lanturn, its fun!
ps. fall =best season ever!

What's Chocolate, Australian, and Not the Easter Bunny?

so, this article is about australia and an endangered species living there called the bilby. It a marsupial that is realatet to bunnies. Part of the reason they are endangered is because bunnies have overpopulated the land kicking out the bilby. Thomas austin released twenty four rabbits on his property one day to hunt them for sport. After twenty years they have over populated and are now Australia's number one pest. Bunnies damage the land and create deserts by eating all the plants. Since the bunny is killing the bilby, Australia decided to adopt the Bilby in place of the easter bunny. Instead of chocolate bunnies, there are chocolate Bilbys. Funds from the sale of the chocolate bilbys go towards helping the endangered animals.

I think it is good that they are trying to save the species and it was very unresponsible to release a foreign animal onto Australia. And now bunnies are pests. Karma man, karma. Bilbys are pretty cute, they're like a mix between rats and bunnies.

Coatney,Caryn.1998."What's Chocolate, Australian, And Not The Easter Bunny?"Christian Science Monitor,April. 07.9. Newspaper Source, EBSCOhost(accessed October 14, 2009).